Introducing: Human vs Hunger

We are very proud to launch our Human vs Hunger initiative with a very simple goal in mind - to do everything we can do end hunger in our area. November is the month of giving (even though it should be every month really), so we've set up a collection area for commonly needed food items, as well as other high-need items of which include:

Canned Goods, Salt & Sugar, Cereal, Rice & Pasta, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Soup, Diapers, Laundry Detergent, and Personal Care Items (Toothpaste, soap, shampoo, etc.)

Donate any of these items (or all of them if you feel that awesome) and enter into our raffle for a chance to win a free, private experience for your party of up to 10 in our new room, Operation 26. You do not have to be a paying customer to participate.

We will be donating all these items to Second Harvest Food Bank of Lehigh Valley and Northeast Pennsylvania, and to top it off, we will be matching everything donated and then some.

If you have any additional questions shoot us an email at info@humanvsroom.com.

Tesla Destination Charging

Tesla Destination Charging

Well well well, lookie what we have here... Is it a telephone booth? A weird contraption to inflate your tires? Outdoor Karaoke?

The answer is no to all of these, but fortunately for all you wonderful Tesla owners out there (and prospective Tesla owners - Model 3 reservation holders, we see you #EVLife) we are incredibly proud to partner with Tesla and embark on Elon Musk's goal to drive the future of sustainable transport.

All current and future Tesla owners will enjoy free destination charging at our facility while they rack their brains trying to escape our rooms. Our stand features two (2) destination chargers that charge up to 48 amps when one car is plugged, or up to 24 amps for two cars. That's roughly 40 miles and 20 miles per hour respectively. Not bad, right?

If you have absolutely no freaking idea what we are talking about head on over to Tesla's own charging page and verse yourself on what's coming at https://www.tesla.com/charging.

Operation 26

When you find out your best friend never actually left the country for his 21 day vacation in Southeast Asia you begin to grow suspicious. You call - nothing. Email - no answer. You decide to track his phone instead. Last location - a plastic surgeon's office right outside of the town you both live. The nurses refuse to give you any information and claim they've never seen your friend, and the police can only file a Missing Person's report. You find that waiting is no longer an option and decide to take matters into your own hands.

You gather a group of friends and decide to break into the plastic surgeon's office. What you discover will shock you.

Two major announcements are coming!

Hello again WORLD.

At Human vs Room, our priority is to offer a great time for friends, families, and coworkers. We not only focus on the quality, challenge, and fun factor of our escape rooms, but we also try our best to deliver best-in-class entertainment and amenities outside of the escape rooms themselves.

We just launched our brand new lobby that helps house upwards of 60 people - perfect for corporate retreats, large parties, and having 60 people within one space staring at each other (some people enjoy that, don't ask me).

In the next few days we will be announcing two super exciting additions to our facility. In true nerd fashion, we have listed a word jumble puzzle to rewards those willing to waste their time figuring this out.

Super exciting news #1

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Super exciting news #2

SLTEA NOTAIDSENATI GNCHIGAR

New lobby is up and running!

Hello world.

We've completely redesigned our new lobby. We've optimized it for two major things:

1. Bunch of room for large parties, corporate retreats, and jumping jacks.

2. Looking cool.

Come check it out.

From Us to You

From the team at HVR, we would like to extend our well wishes to all of you during this holiday season.

Also - a picture of Moe, the official mascot of Human vs Room.

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Online Store Now Open!

We are very happy to announce the opening of our online store, where you can buy all kinds of awesome Human vs Room merchandise.

Try not to get too excited - buy this shirt instead.

Human vs Room Official Shirt for Humans
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Buy this product to wear on your torso area while displaying the official Human vs Room logo with Sticky and Doory. Can also be used as a rag or cleaning tool.

Wrinkles included.

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The story behind Time-Traveling Jen

"Hehehehe...!"

A woman's voice emanates from a cracked-open door as it begins to close. "I hope they like some practical pranks, because this one might be my best!"

Jen, an entirely normal human being who happens to have an incredibly rare one-of-a-kind time machine, has a knack for playing practical jokes on her friends. Her latest number involves taking very excited groups of people to the past and promptly leaving them behind in time, much to the overall dissatisfaction of the groups involved. The trick is even more insulting since the time machine is fully accessible from the past, but its door happens to be locked.

Being that Jen isn't an entirely evil person (only partially), she makes the decision to leave clues and puzzles in the past for her unsuspecting "friends". These clues typically lead them to figure out the code to open the time machine door to come back to the present. As you can imagine, she still has "friends" stuck roaming around in the past.

However, this time Jen has made a crucial mistake with your group. She forgot to enable the Time Vortex Disarticulator, which prevents the space-time continuum distortion field from changing the rate of speed of time when traveling to the past. This means that your group is now experiencing time at a rate 1,000,000 times faster than normal.

Given the current rate of technological advancement, your team only has 60 minutes to open the time machine door and make the journey back to the present before the world that you live in becomes a dystopian future ruled by robots.

Can you do it?

NOW HIRING - Awesome Human(s)

Hi.

Are you comfortable talking to other humans? Would you consider yourself a high-energy individual? Are you a fast learner and a go-getter? Are you, yourself, a human?

If you answered yes to all these questions, then we would like to invite you to apply for our 'Awesome Human' part-time position at our escape room business, Human vs Room. Things that you'll likely find yourself doing:

- Greeting and hosting awesome people that are coming in to play our games

- Answering questions regarding our concept to new and experienced players

- Being ridiculously good at Customer Service

- Speaking on the phone with awesome people

- Being an awesome Game Master by giving clues, monitoring progress, and giving groups a top-notch escape room experience

- Learn a bunch about what it takes to start a business and making sure it doesn't burn down to the ground

- Helping out as needed

We are an owner-run business that is growing very quickly, and we can use your help as soon as possible. We will have 4 rooms up and running this year and the two of us don't have enough human replicators handy, so hiring help is a big must! We consider ourselves nice people that will help you gain very valuable experience in the work force for all your future endeavors. We also have bathrooms (required by law but figure we'd mention it).

If interested or know someone that could be, send us your name, phone number, and a short description about your previous work/school experience and why you would be fit to do a really good job to info@humanvsroom.com with the subject line "Application for Awesome Human".

If you are looking for more information about exactly what the heck we are talking about, feel free to visit our website at www.humanvsroom.com

It's going to be so much fun - and you'll get paid!